Ever been to jail? Hmmm, how about "yes AND no?"

I have been to jail (several different prisons, actually) many, many times before. However, my being to any jail had nothing to do with me committing a crime or anything like that, it just happens to be that I used to work in that field for a number of years so "going to jail" came with the territory. Yes, there were scary times (socializing with lifers in for murder is, obviously, not everyones' cup of tea) but, for the most part, I really enjoyed what I did and I have never had any regrets in doing it. On the flip side of the coin, though, no, I have never spent a day "behind" bars before and I hope that I'll never, ever have to. Ugh, thanx but no thanx.