To those of you who don't know the meaning of life, I got a summary for you.
Be born. Go to school. Do well. Get a degree. Graduate. look for a job. Find a job. Make money. Make more money. Save money. Meet somebody. Go out with somebody. Move in with somebody. Marry somebody. Make money. Move up the ladder at work. Make more money. Have a baby. Buy a house. Make money. Get up and go to work. Come home and watch television. Have another baby. Make more money. Buy things at Wal-Mart. Mow the lawn. Make more money. Have another baby. Buy a car that can seat a family of six. Buy Elmo videos for kids. Make money. Have another baby. Go see the latest romantic comedy movie. Make more money. Take a vacation at Disneyland. Eat at McDonald's. Call the plumber when the sink is broken. Make more money. Say "I love you to your spouse" on occasion. Send the kids to school. Make more money. Cast your vote for "American Idol". Go to your high school reunion. Make more money. Take up Golf. Give the kids advice about stuff. Send the kids to college. Take Bayer aspirin for Arthritis. Get kind of fat. Become a Grandparent. Finish making money. Retire. Get Old. Die