So many Students Bunking or Skipping classes these days

[Lazarus]

BUNKING’S BON VOYAGE

Some connoisseurs like Picasso, Shakespeare, etc. have been masters in the execution of their talents but history is not always fair. If someone is the executor of something so special, then the hallowed names of thousands of students including me deserve a place in the honorary hall of fame for these noble rebels have dedicated their not so precious lives to the perilous art of bunking. I hereby request, that at least the distinguished title of not so practiced art is conferred upon them.

Not many of you studious readers would be knowing about bunking, thinking it to be a deadly task but let me inform you it’s as simple as reading this post of mine. A nice and easy rebellious act of some clever reprobates and trouble makers may aptly define it. And mind you, it is a kind of a hunt but the worst part being that you are hunted yourself obviously by hungry teachers. BEWARE!!!
It’s not just about skipping but moving with every ounce of skill and preparedness. I think you would love to know more, so let us begin with some simple steps to prepare this yummy bunking recipe. Firstly, it’s about calculating the right moment to start and then choosing the right period. See the Golden Rule is: check out the Arrangement List. And please no expressions of joy while you see any free period. Just show that you in fact are so depressed that you are keeping a 2 minute silence for the teacher’s absence.

Now comes the most dreaded part. You must cast an iron rod excuse to leave the class.
From my experience I can tell you excuses like: ‘I have assembly practice’, ‘Team selections’ generally work. Only an amateur gives excuses of going to clinic. Well, you would be roasted like...you know what if the teacher if she asks for the clinic note. But never take chances to take off even before the teacher enters because that takes valiance, courage and speed of a great warrior like me.

Now begins the saga more interesting even than the ‘Rakhi Ka Swayamvar’. The best way to hide is to blend in incognito in a crowd or to seek a secluded place from eagle monitor eyes. Now, if your bunk proves to be a success, that is you reach safely at the end of your period, you will definitely emerge as a valiant hero as if coming after winning a war and would certainly be applauded by the sweet little class audience.
But even if you are caught, not a problem mate. You are going to remain in hearts of the odd 30-40 people for revolutionizing their freedom efforts and yes you are going to be a martyr.

I think all this is enough for all you budding bunking engineers. It is hereby verified that it can be achieved only by hard work, perseverance, courage, wit and sheer brilliance which only a few odd chaps have. I salute these eminent, perfectionists’ personalities who changed the fate of the mood of the class. I request everyone to remember their sacrifice in this teacher-student battle. They decided not to protest but did their own “STUDENTGIRI” like a glorious student army (not of Dumbledore though).
MAY BUNKING GOD BLESS THEM!

[Buah]

It is sad that these days so many students skip classes and so many of them skip school altogether. some of them skip classes just to hang out and play video games with friends. Not just in America but across the world. It is even worse in colleges and other tertiary institutions.