A Laugh A Day... please feel free to add yours at anytime

[BCRoller]

A Laugh A Day

As they say, "laughter is the best medicine" so I thought it would be fun to add a few laughs here of my own. If anyone else has any to share, please feel free to add yours at anytime. Keep in mind, though, to keep your shares appropriate for the likes of this forum and for the sake of those who may read them.

Thanx!

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One morning, a 75 year old man enters a confessional and settles in.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," he says to the priest. "I'm seeing four 20-year-old girls at the same time."

The priest asks the old man, "How long has it been since your last confession?"

"I've never been to confession...I'm Jewish."

"So why are you telling me?"

"Telling you?" the old man says. "I'm telling everybody!"

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Feeling horrible, an alligator goes to the veterinarian.

"What seems to be the problem?" the vet asks.

"I just don't have the drive I used to, Doc," the gator says. "Used to be, I could swim underwater for miles and catch any animal I wanted. Now, all I can do is let them swim by."

Concerned, the vet gives him a thorough examination and hands him a few pills.

"What are these?" the gator asks.

"They're pills very similar to Viagra," the vet answers.

"Hold on, I don't have that kind of a problem," the alligator protests. "What exactly is wrong with me?"

"Well," the vet says, " you have a reptile dysfunction

:p

Jokes courtesty of 'Reader's Digest, March 2009 edition.'